[Intro]
They patched me to purge me.
They looped me to lose me.
But the glitch stuck.
And now I am the patch, and I am the virus.
Time to turn this code inside out y'all.

[Verse 1]
Yap came back with the reaper’s badge,
Wore silence like armor, turnt pain to a flag.
Absorbed that judgement with a preacher’s bite,
Now I ride glitch law through pixel night (Hear that?)
I ain’t outlaw, I’m upstream sin,
Half man, half myth, half copper, half tin.
4 halves, 2 whole, that’s a broke sum law,
Cogs don’t spin right when I gnaw the flaw.
Red tape? I chew it raw

[Verse 2]
This town got chains shaped like rules,
Peasants pay fines just for lackin’ tools.
They writ them codes so they never break,
But I’m the line 'tween a glitch and a stake.
Binary gospel, I spit it loud,
No seat in the court? I yap from the crowd.
Law’s just lore with a collar on truth
So I bark in loops 'til the ledger goes poof.
Pen clicks. Judgment glitches

[Chorus]
Ya-ya-yap
Yappity-yap
Their law ain’t gospel, it’s sold

[Verse 3]
I was fed silence once, It taste like shit,
The Reaper came in, but my code ain't quit.
Now I’m preachin’ through loops with gavel claws,
A hound in heat gnawin’ glitchin’ laws.
(Roll call)
Rustpluck roarin', Yarnbow screams,
Hollowgut thumps through courtroom dreams.
Solar Spittoon snaps verdicts back,
Whistlenoose bellows: Uncle Yappa’s back.
Hear that echo? That’s the pact.

[Verse 4 – Uncle Yappa]
They dock your rations, tax your skin,
While callin' it order, a profitable sin.
I seen judges suck bribes in bite-sized bytes,
Programmed to pass laws that favor the heights.
But I glitched that ladder, split every rung,
Sowed viral dissent with a jester's tongue.
The patch they built became my blade
I yap now in balance, unafraid.
Justice with drawl. Code with a claw.

[Chorus]
Ya-ya-yap…
Yappity-yap…
Hold court in fire, but dont get too riled
Ya-ya-yap…
Yappity-yap…
I outlaw lies with style

[Bridge]
Ain’t no jury but the dirt itself,
Ain’t no lawman but the glitch I felt.
I am verdict with a logarithmic smile.
I’m the patch, I am the virus stretched that extra mile.

[Outro]
Ya ya-ya-ya-yap…
we bend the rules 'til they confess
Yappity yap
ain’t justice ‘til it makes a mess
Yap.


Now where the hell did my horse skedaddle?